I have a collection here, from KAT-TUN/NewS/Arashi and one Tackey & Tsubasa song (collected from my friends and also from my own mishearings); I'd like to hear your funny misheard lyrics too!
Sweet corn! Sweet corn! Sweet corn! Ai no Command! – Ai no Command (I don’t even know what to say about this one.)
No no no, you show me your face! Kanarazu, I keep it for you~ – Keep the Faith
I want to hump, I want your face – RHODESIA (…D: I sense a trend with faces here)
…so I live like Iraq, and die like Iraq – PIERROT (Tanaka Koki: hot on political issues since 2009)
I don’t wanna be a duck – PIERROT (it’s okay, Koki, we won’t force you.)
This subway? Come on, ginger-ass – Six Senses (No, no! That subway!)
I don’t love Uchi – Glider (Not you too, Tatsuya =/)
Ai no Yamashita saa go ‘way~ – Glider (so Ueda doesn’t love Uchi and he also shuns Pi’s love? You heartless bastard.)
I. GOT. LAID! – Koi no ABO (Glad to hear it, Shige. Oh, you too, Ryo? Awesome.)
I want you to know my Swede in motion – Summer Time (Nice to meet you, Swede-san)
All the Czechs are shaking their booties – MOLA (Pi knows where the party’s at [or is it an angry Women’s Institute committee meeting (Eastern European branch)? Haha, if Pi is the Czech Republic then Massu is Hungary *bricked*])
The entirety of Miso Soup (my favourite part would be all the comments saying ‘These subtitles aren’t accurate!!’)
Kokoro no ka touch me there~ – Hadashi no Mirai (I… no.)
The infamous 'Dick Salsa' – A.Ra.Shi (There is nothing that really needs to be said about this one.)
Osama! Oh, Osama! – Ho! Summer (mental images of characters from Team America as backdancers also works)
And I figured I should stop here. Share your misheard lyrics? Doesn't have to be just NewS, can be any Johnny's group!
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