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Misheard lyrics?

So, uh, you know when you're listening to something for the first time but you're not really paying attention, and it's just sort of background music until someone sings/says something and you're like, "wait, WHAT? Did he just ...?" It turns out that no, he didn't say that at all, but you can't help but mishear it exactly the same way every single time from that moment on, even when you know the right words.

I have a collection here, from KAT-TUN/NewS/Arashi and one Tackey & Tsubasa song (collected from my friends and also from my own mishearings); I'd like to hear your funny misheard lyrics too!

Sweet corn! Sweet corn! Sweet corn! Ai no Command! – Ai no Command (I don’t even know what to say about this one.)

No no no, you show me your face! Kanarazu, I keep it for you~ – Keep the Faith

I want to hump, I want your face – RHODESIA (…D: I sense a trend with faces here)

…so I live like Iraq, and die like Iraq – PIERROT (Tanaka Koki: hot on political issues since 2009)

I don’t wanna be a duck – PIERROT (it’s okay, Koki, we won’t force you.)

This subway? Come on, ginger-ass – Six Senses (No, no! That subway!)

I don’t love Uchi – Glider (Not you too, Tatsuya =/)

Ai no Yamashita saa go ‘way~ – Glider (so Ueda doesn’t love Uchi and he also shuns Pi’s love? You heartless bastard.)

I. GOT. LAID! – Koi no ABO (Glad to hear it, Shige. Oh, you too, Ryo? Awesome.)

I want you to know my Swede in motion – Summer Time (Nice to meet you, Swede-san)

All the Czechs are shaking their booties – MOLA (Pi knows where the party’s at [or is it an angry Women’s Institute committee meeting (Eastern European branch)? Haha, if Pi is the Czech Republic then Massu is Hungary *bricked*])

The entirety of Miso Soup (my favourite part would be all the comments saying ‘These subtitles aren’t accurate!!’)

Kokoro no ka touch me there~ – Hadashi no Mirai (I… no.)

The infamous 'Dick Salsa' – A.Ra.Shi (There is nothing that really needs to be said about this one.)

Osama! Oh, Osama! – Ho! Summer (mental images of characters from Team America as backdancers also works)

And I figured I should stop here. Share your misheard lyrics? Doesn't have to be just NewS, can be any Johnny's group!
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